i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can
Mommy, I'm hungry..I'm sorry. We haven't eaten anything for two days.. Rebecca, can I leave you alone, just for a bit? Promise me to stay here, no matter what! I'm gonna go buy something to eat!uh-huh!
John had only two emotions during this scene
"What the fuck are those flowers?!"
yeah so i just saw smaug desolation last night XD
oh my god someone take photoshop away from me
Disney Villains Week, Day 1:
Most Underrated Villain
"You're in my world now, not your world. And I've got friends on the other side."
parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.
Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering
I Swear to Kami-sama I’m Hetero: an Autobiography by Momotaro Mikoshiba
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem